GTA San Andreas Review

You really don’t need to read this, you already know it’s a great game. I’ve been having a rocking time playing it. It’s meaner, bigger, better, and more fun than any other GTA , hell any other game you’ve played before.

Now, let me elucidate. GTA San Andreas is the newest from Rockstar and as always they do an excellent job of it. The production quality, the graphics(in so far as a PS2 can handle and draw), the sounds, voice acting, music and all radio channels are top notch.

Rockstar wasn’t kidding when they said it was a big game. It is huge, it is a woolly mammoth and I am crushed under the sheer magnitude of time I can spend, things I can do, and people I can kill. Hell, you find a dildo somewhere in the middle of the game, and you can use that as a melee weapon.
If that doesn’t tll you how balls out Rockstar has gone n making this very very do everything, I don’t know what can. Maybe I do.
The sheer magnitude of the game is so overwhelming I will end up writing a hojillion pge review amd still ot be done. So I will tell you this, young skywalker:
The previous GTAs were based in one city, the one in Vice a bit bigger. San Andreas is a STATE. You can now swim, thank God, and drive cars, trains, planes, choppers, hang gliders, bicycles, motorcycles, everything. You can get a haircut, a tattoo, and wear clothes you like.
You have to eat food to survive, if you don’t you get e\weak and eventually die. If you eat too much you actually grow fat. There’s a gym across the ‘hood where you can pump up and build muscles. All these help your character stats. Yes, you heard me right. RPG-esque elements are present now. Others include sex appeal, respect and strength.

So now that the cooler features are told, how exactly is the game? Is it fun? The narrative is engrossing, the characters are well-acted. And there’s so much else to do beyond the the single-player story missions, which are in itself mammoth. It’s the biggest, most extraordinary gaming extravaganza, development wise, that this industry has ever seen. Buy it, you owe yourself this much. I have played this so much and so much more still remains.

If you don’t own a PS2, go in to depression, slowly spiraling nto madness and then end up in the gutters of Bihar. Or buy a PS2. You’ll gnaw at your hands waiting for the PC version.
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