Video Game Movies have started sucking harder

Resident Evil Apocalypse Movie

Video Game Movies have started sucking harder. As if Uwe Boll is not enough, we get Paul WS Anderson transgressing on our beloved video game franchises.

I don’t watch these movies to judge them, say that they are abysmal, and generally feel masochistic. I watch movies like RE:A for the one plus hour of campy action they promise. Same reason I watched Blade:Trinity. Same reason I watch any of the mindless action movies that come out every year.

This one failed to deliver even that. Not scary, not funny. A few action sequences were well done though. Not enough masala to qualify for a time pass status. But Milla Jovovich is tasty. Sienna Guillory is yum too!

Sure there’s Jill Valentine in it, as well as Nemesis, but dumbed down, Hollywood ishtyle. Resident Evil Nemesis was bever a great game, in fact easily the bottom one in the series, but this movie worsens it up.

Strictly for DVD rental/borrowing.

3 outta 10